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dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12 OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs 3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12 the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me 3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m gonna light a cig 3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12 theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye 3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here 4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12 i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end 4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12 is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet 4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12 you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow? 4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12 @frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate 4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually 4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12 i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys 4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12 im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened 4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12 what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference 4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 who has my hand i want it back 4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12 i was lying before. will smith is good at rap 4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12 twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant 5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u 5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore 5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12 im done w this!! im nothing… 5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 
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dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 

dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
Zoom
dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
Zoom
dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
Zoom
dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
Zoom
dogs-will-take-over-the-world: “I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old” Billie Joe Armstrong -
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dogs-will-take-over-the-world:

“I’m all kinds of dad. There’s a side of me that can be pretty conservative - but on the other hands, my sons will bring their friends to shows, and they’ll be like “Holy shit, look at those tattoos! Your dad’s crazy!”
I used to coach Little League too, until they were 10. Then I was out of my depth. My skill is that of a decent 11-year-old”

Billie Joe Armstrong -

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